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Steven Wright Quotes






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I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five (Steven Wright Quotes)
I got food poisoning today. But I don’t know when I’m going to use it (Steven Wright Quotes)
Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn’t? (Steven Wright Quotes)
If you’re not part of the solution, then you’re part of the precipitate (Steven Wright Quotes)
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who’s really funny for a cartoonist, obviously (Steven Wright Quotes)